What Transit Was Liz Hurley’s Dress Night?

The night of May 11 1994 was so (beneficially) life-altering for quadruple Gemini Elizabeth Hurley we are going to explore the astrological influences in play! Of course that dress was its own private dark nebula, operating independently to the planetary patterns. The occasion was the Four Weddings And A Funeral…

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Missing The Old-Style Mercury Retrograde

Bring Back Batty Mercury Retrogrades Not cathartic. Not confronting. Batty. Naturally, with the Saturn-Uranus square grinding on in the background, we can’t even get a fun, fluffy Mercury Retrograde. It’s all supply chain crisis and duelling public health departments or is it? I like the Demi Lovato lobbying for extra-terrestrial…

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Most Intelligent Zodiac Sign

  Most Intelligent Zodiac Sign The zodiac is a band around the skies that extends 9 degrees on either side of the ecliptic, the plane of Earth's orbit and Sun's apparent annual course, in astronomy and astrology. The orbits of Moon and the major planets are also entirely contained within…

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Lilith And The Harper Valley PTA

Whenever you see sexist hypocrisy wittily called out by a jaunty, wise-cracking woman, you know Lilith is near. In this case, she had a little help – a Uranian Eclipse and a Gemini. In 1968, Harper Valley PTA arrived out of nowhere and immediately became a huge hit. A country…

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Linda’s Cool Sculpt Litigation Is Hyper-Uranian

Linda Evangelista, the triple Taurus* former supermodel, is seeking $50 million in damages for an allegedly fuqed-up fat-freezing treatment and it’s totally Uranian. That is, it’s bold, on-zeitgeist, unexpected and it puts her ahead of the curve. She may even be the curve. Full disclosure: I think she’s fantastic. Remember…

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The Hot Triple Scorpio Who Invented Rorschach Testing

The inventor of the iconic Rorschach test – yes, the inkblots one – was a triple Scorpio and a 12th house triple Scorpio at that. How suitable is that for a test that supposedly gauges your psychological state via what you see in something totally abstract? Hermann Rorschach was a…

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Weekly Horoscopes & Maverick Mercurial Revelations

The Weekly Horoscopes – from September 18 – are posted. And yes, we are entering the Mercury Retro Zone and the maverick mercurial revelations are just beginning! In keeping with the new-era-amp-up/surreal absurdity levels, an internet-of-things-bot is this season’s Mercury Retro alert.* Next week’s Piscean Full Moon is creatively regenerating…

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The Met Gala On Neptune

The 2021 Met Gala Was Neptune Central If astrological events organizers were a thing, nobody would ever schedule a swank, exclusive event on a night with the Sun opposite Neptune. It wouldn’t even be a rookie mistake. One such slip-up and you would be dismissed from the astrological events organizers…

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When Will I Die

When Will I Die? Death can come both unannounced and announced. Poor or rich, old or young, it makes no variance to Death. In Mahabharatha, there is an event where the Pandavas run into death in the appearance of a Yaksha that lived in a lake. During their banishment, when…

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The Weekly Horoscopes + An Astral Pep Talk

The Scorpio Moon and Sun-Neptune Opposition Need Handling! The Weekly Horoscopes are up and, I hope, helpful. And if you’re finding this current astral atmosphere difficult, it’s not just you. By “current” I mean the Scorpio Moon/Sun-Neptune opposition that’s been in effect for the last several hours and lingers over…

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