Missing The Old-Style Mercury Retrograde

Bring Back Batty Mercury Retrogrades Not cathartic. Not confronting. Batty. Naturally, with the Saturn-Uranus square grinding on in the background, we can’t even get a fun, fluffy Mercury Retrograde. It’s all supply chain crisis and duelling public health departments or is it? I like the Demi Lovato lobbying for extra-terrestrial…

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October’s Monthly Horoscopes

The October Monthly Horoscopes are posted, back to the classic format! And…what a month. The Sun, Mercury Retro + Mars in Libra emphasize relationships but with the rules ripped up or renegotiated, snark optional. More broadly, think justice, legislation, litigation, debates, and diplomacy. And, I believe I briefed you sufficiently…

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Benefits of Firoza Stone

  Benefits of Firoza Stone Turquoise is a stone symbolising calm, gentleness, and serenity. Protection, meditation, energy, wisdom, honesty, balance, communication, strength, friendship, and love are all enhanced. The Firoza stone comes in a variety of green hues, including greenish blue, apple green, greenish grey, and sky blue. Turquoise stones…

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Most Intelligent Zodiac Sign

  Most Intelligent Zodiac Sign The zodiac is a band around the skies that extends 9 degrees on either side of the ecliptic, the plane of Earth's orbit and Sun's apparent annual course, in astronomy and astrology. The orbits of Moon and the major planets are also entirely contained within…

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Linda’s Cool Sculpt Litigation Is Hyper-Uranian

Linda Evangelista, the triple Taurus* former supermodel, is seeking $50 million in damages for an allegedly fuqed-up fat-freezing treatment and it’s totally Uranian. That is, it’s bold, on-zeitgeist, unexpected and it puts her ahead of the curve. She may even be the curve. Full disclosure: I think she’s fantastic. Remember…

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The Met Gala On Neptune

The 2021 Met Gala Was Neptune Central If astrological events organizers were a thing, nobody would ever schedule a swank, exclusive event on a night with the Sun opposite Neptune. It wouldn’t even be a rookie mistake. One such slip-up and you would be dismissed from the astrological events organizers…

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When Will I Die

When Will I Die? Death can come both unannounced and announced. Poor or rich, old or young, it makes no variance to Death. In Mahabharatha, there is an event where the Pandavas run into death in the appearance of a Yaksha that lived in a lake. During their banishment, when…

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Virgo Woman

Virgo Woman A Virgo lady will either tell you what she really thinks or she will remain silent. The Earth-ruled Virgo woman is inherently logical, focusing her thoughts on fact rather than fantasy. The Virgo lady is the ideal combination of beauty and intelligence. She has days' worth of organising…

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Virgo Man

Virgo Man Virgo man might be intimidating because they seem so flawless, but unlike some signs (Leo, cough), they are not full of themselves. If truth be told, they are just as critical of themselves the same way they are of others. Even though, many of them do love to…

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Taurus Woman

  Taurus Woman The foundation of nurturing and kind conduct. Taurus women are skilled at giving without expecting anything in return. This brings people happiness and fulfilment. They attempt to be in a comfortable environment, and as a result, they avoid things or people they don't like or get along…

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